Ohhh, I really should not have eaten that whole tub of mint chocolate ice cream, and I REALLY should not have put maple syrup on it. I'e vomited twice, but my, my that tasted so good...

I have ths feeling like... something is inside me. I can't quite explain it... I still feel very, very sick.

I haven't seen my roommate around much.

Perhaps he doesn't like me?

Ah, well. My chair in the lobby is quite comfy and I don't need to worry about that... disorienting floor.

Seems I've a butler sharing my new room.

My, the floors are so strange.

I'm in floor ten, room one if anyone would like to see me.

I'm very bored lately. Pai-sho by yourself isn't fun anymore.

Ah well, I suppose I can make do, unless anyone would humor an old man?

The leaky walls make me kind of uncomfortable. I've spent most of my time in my room playing solo Pai-sho and the water trickling and sounds of lovemaking are becoming slightly less than welcome company. Perhaps I should go down to the lobby to get away from this?

I've got my room now. The people in the lobby are so nice; they even got me some better tea. About time, too.

My, my, though, I've been roomed with a woman. I hope I don't do anything to embarassing. I'll have to remember to put the seat down...

The water I can deal with, but the sounds of lovemaking in the deep night are beginning to tire me. At least some youngsters are happy, I guess.

Current Mood: thoughtful

My, kids these days and their gadgets... It's taken me quite a time to figure out what this thing is, much less how to use it. I'm still a little fuzzy, but I'm getting the hang of it.

This is a very very nice hotel. The hot tub is extremely relaxing, especially for a old man like me. It's a shame, though... All the tea in the place is bagged in these confounding paper sacks that you simply use hot water on. It's an amazing concept, but the tea is so hideously bad, I wouldn't even serve it to an enemy at parley.

Oh well. I'll have to make do.

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